since it’s hump day, i figured it would be a great day to write about happy endings…or more accurately, unhappy endings.
you see, there’s something about finality that makes coco all sadface. i’ve been known to mourn the end of a bottle of conditioner. i’ve held small funerals for expired milk. i sob when i have to say goodbye to a worn out pair of socks. i detest coming to the end of a good book (ok, i don’t really read…but if i did, i’m sure i’d feel that way).
and most of all, i am totally afraid of dying.
i mean, come on…my blog is titled, “la vida coco”…the life of coco. clearly, i’m all about the whole living thing. living is completely awesome. and come to think of it, the fact that i work in public health shows my obsession my dedication to giving death a big ole middle finger. and my love of hot vampire dudes further supports the notion that i have an unyielding desire to live forever…edward from twilight, angel from buffy, johnny depp..ok he’s not a vampire but he’s hot and broody and doesn’t seem to age.
but thanks to my friend, zach, i may have a change of heart about living forever. now that he’s found the perfect tombstone for me, i might be okay with this whole ‘have to die someday’ thing.
takes one to know one
and i secretly hope that my old bones are buried next to this tombstone…
that’s cuz we all know everyone loves a hooker with a heart of gold!
live each day to the fullest, y’all!
